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Andrew Valentine

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Media kit

Biographies, approved photographs, audience figures, and what a partnership actually looks like. Everything here is cleared for use — take what you need.

The short version

What you are buying

I am a systems designer in the plain sense: a training block, a meal plan, a bar keeping its stations clean under pressure, and a strategy game are all the same problem wearing different clothes — constraints, sequencing, and what actually happens versus what was planned. I played StarCraft II at Grandmaster level, I write about the mechanics underneath grappling, and I apply the same discipline to the body. Mechanics first, measurable, explainable. That is what my audience comes for, and it is why what I say about a product carries weight.

Audience

Every figure below is reported directly from platform analytics and updated by hand. Nothing here is estimated, rounded up, or bought.

Audience figures — follower counts, reach, engagement and the audience split — are available on request, straight from platform analytics. Ask and you will get the current screenshots.

Why work with me

  • A defined, unusual angle — the mechanics underneath training, not another highlight reel.
  • Long-form credibility: a full-length book on grappling mechanics, in final revision.
  • Production is handled. Photography, writing and editing are in-house.
  • Honest reviews only. I will say what did not work, which is why the positive parts land.
  • Reliable to work with: briefs read, deadlines met, usage rights agreed up front.

What you can book

Long-form product testing

I use the product for a real training block and publish what actually happened — including the parts that did not work. Delivered as a written review plus supporting stills.

Social content

Feed posts, reels and stories shot to your brief or mine. Training, technique breakdowns, and gear in genuine use rather than staged unboxings.

Apparel and equipment

Worn and shot in training and competition contexts, in the environments the product is actually built for.

Ambassador retainers

Ongoing representation with an agreed content cadence. Available to a small number of brands so the endorsement stays worth something.

Appearances and events

Seminars, launches, shoots and demonstrations.

On-camera work

Acting, film, skits and sketches, YouTube, and shoots with other creators. No screen credits yet — this is a door I am trying to open, and I will take direction seriously.

Rates depend on scope, exclusivity and usage term. Send the brief and you will get a straight number back.

Partnership enquiries

Biographies

Cleared for publication. Copy whichever length fits.

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Andrew Valentine trains, coaches, and writes about the mechanics underneath the body — author of The Grammar of Grappling, and once a Grandmaster-level StarCraft II player.

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Andrew Valentine is a writer and coach in Virginia Beach who treats training, nutrition and the rest of a life as one system to be designed rather than a set of plans to follow. He is the author of The Grammar of Grappling, a book about the mechanics underneath technique, and builds the strength programming he coaches with. Before any of that, he played Zerg at Grandmaster level on the North American StarCraft II ladder around 2015 and 2016.

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Most of what I do comes back to one idea: a body, a day and a decision all run on rules, and most people are following rules nobody bothered to design. Training is where that shows most. I write my own programming — explicit progression rules, the arithmetic done before I get under the bar — and I eat off a system rather than a meal plan I will abandon in week two. The Grammar of Grappling came out of watching beginners drown in technique lists when what they needed was the mechanics underneath: pressure, leverage, base — the handful of physical rules every technique is an instance of. It is in final revision. I played Zerg in StarCraft II at Grandmaster level around 2015 and 2016 — in and out of the top two hundred on the North American ladder, practising with a team, and finishing plenty of seasons at Masters. That is less a trophy than a long apprenticeship in reading a system under time pressure: economy against army, scouting against commitment, when to hold a decision open and when to close it. It is also where I learned to resent losing to a coin flip after out-playing someone, which turned out to be a design opinion rather than a complaint. I coach the same way. Training and nutrition, but also the parts of a life that decide whether the training survives: how you spend a day, how you carry yourself, how you deal with people — dating included. And I will argue about almost anything worth arguing about: moral philosophy, the case against religion and against veganism as a moral requirement, and what actually governs attraction between men and women. To pay the bills I help manage a bar in Virginia Beach. Before that I was briefly a hibachi chef, cooked at Virginia Tech's Owens dining hall, and sold cars and remodeling. On the side I am building two things that are nowhere near ready to show — a planning system called Homeostasis and a strategy game called Longbarrow. Otherwise I read — science fiction, philosophy, social strategy, inter-gender dynamics; The 48 Laws of Power, The Prince, The Art of War. I take photographs, and I am slowly working toward a boat that can cross an ocean.

Approved photographs

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Project summaries

Software

Homeostasis

Homeostasis is a whole-life operating system. It brings your goals, time, money, knowledge and daily routines into one connected plan — so you spend less time working out what comes next, and more time doing it.

Books

The Grammar of Grappling

The Grammar of Grappling is a mechanics-first guide to understanding submission grappling as a coherent system rather than a collection of moves to memorise.

Interview topics

  • What playing StarCraft II at Grandmaster level teaches you about decision-making under pressure
  • Why deterministic combat makes strategy games better, not more rigid
  • Sequencing ambition: why the ordering matters more than the effort
  • The finite mechanics underneath grappling's infinite techniques
  • Designing training and nutrition as one system rather than two plans that contradict each other
  • Moral philosophy without God: where obligations come from if nobody handed them down
  • The case against religion, argued on the merits rather than by mockery
  • The case against veganism as an ethical requirement
  • Inter-gender dynamics: what actually governs attraction, and why most advice gets it backwards

Partnership enquiries

MailAndrewValentine@gmail.com